“Can you feel it now Mr. Krabs?” -Spongebob Squarepants

ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

unclefather:

this is a wizard

unclefather:

this is a wizard

(Source: who-started-this-fuckery)

(Source: angryblackman)

sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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(Source: unclefather)

(Source: joshfjelstad)

nyannerz:

ive come here to receive a rub

(Source: youtube.com)

(Source: itcuddles)

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

darrynek:

turn up

darrynek:

turn up

(Source: bigblacks)